So far today:
From a colleague who I have not seen in over a year:
“Oh, you changed you hair! I liked it better the other way.”
“Oh, you lost your manners! I liked you better the other way.”
Prima Donna I: disrupts my training session in progress to ask about a personal training session. Had the nerve to be annoyed when called-out on it and asked to leave.
Student would not take polite “no”s for an answer until bluntly told “Ask once you’re being curious, ask twice with a smile you’re being cute, ask a third time -regardless of smile- you’re being annoying, ask a fourth time you’re being disruptive, ask a fifth time when specifically instructed not to, you’re being petty, ask again and you’re being put out. Drop it, now.”
Had to insist Student leave class, now.
Go to my desk during break–
Prima Donna II: Leaves a voice mail and an email request that I move a pre-scheduled training class to another date because they want to use the room. Leaves another voice mail about an hour after the fact as I had not responded to the earlier queries.
If Prima Donna II knows I had the training room next week, they should have also noticed that I had the training room today and perhaps the reason I had not responded to requests in a prompt manner was because I – oh I don’t know – in the flipping training room conducting class.
And this was all before noon peeps. Grrr
After training —
Stepped into an elevator that smelled. No seriously it smelled. It smelled the smell of a thousand unwashed masses smelled, of a thousand locker rooms minutes after a thousand games smelled.
It smelled an instant reaction of What the fuck IS that? smelled.
A man who boarded with me and I exchanged glances, not wanting to speak as we simultaneously held our breaths. My eyes watered; I could barely breathe covering my mouth and nose with my coat collar, in dire fear of my lungs giving out before I disembark and silently praying to the deities that this please not be the last smell I’ll ever smell for all smellternity. We stumbled out of the elevator at my floor gasping for air as a colleague walked past us to get in. We tried to give warning, but still gasping, it was too late. I turned in time to hear “What the fuck is that STENCH?!” just as the doors closed. The guy who rode with me simply shrugged as he pressed the call button for a different and hopefully better smelling elevator.
Prima Donna II tried pulling rank by emailing Higher Authority and CCing me on it.
Received email from ejected Student’s Boss wanting to know what happened. Suffice it to say the account Student gave was vastly different from what really happened.
On the plus side 1-
Higher Authority realized the who, what and why of the situation and not only diplomatically told the Prima Donna II to grow the hell up and schedule a different day, but also CCed me on the exchange so I would know about it.
On the plus side 2-
As I calmed down and attempted to compose a more EEO friendly, than what was in my head, email to Student’s Boss, a new email arrived from the same boss. with an apology. It turned out another student in the class is a colleague of said boss from another unit, wanting to know “what assholes are being hired over there” and gave a harsh, but accurate account of the ejected student’s actions.
Just saw Prima Donna I has sent an email. It’s almost 6:30pm (I should have left at 5pm) not even looking at it. I’m going home now.
Hopefully my fellow Slicers are having a better daily grind on the 19th day of the challenge – come read what they’re up to…