Clearly he was never subjected to the abject cruelty of schoolyard children to the poor child whose mama got a little thoughtless in the naming department. I’m also guessing one simply did not use a diminutive in those days. At least not one associated with male anatomy, right William?
Another goat Flash Fiction, also called sudden fiction, micro fiction or nanofiction via Friday 55. Write a story in exactly 55 words, then tell the G-Man!