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So, a guy emails me through an online dating site:
“I am going to assume that my profile is too casual/risqué for you, but I thought I’d shoot you a line anyway. (You have a fetching smile.)”
Of course I check out his profile. He states he wants a FWB, not looking for serious dating and is desirous of a woman with intelligence.
Got it – he wants a fuck, just not a dumb one.
My response?
“Hello,
My dentist and I thank you.
“Check you out!” as the kids say, throwing down the gauntlet on the opening play.
If I respond in the negative I come off as looking prudish, yet a positive one is indicative that I am open to only being someone ‘beneficial’. If I am open to such with you, who else have I been beneficial to? Providing I am someone simpatico to your intelligence and views to be worthy of said fornication.
Damned if I do and damned if I do. Fiddley-dee, whatever is a woman to do?
Oh, I can pick up that gauntlet and cyber strike you across the face with it. (Insert emoticon with tongue sticking out here.) [<– Yes, I actually wrote it out as such.]
Ya gonna take that?
Rai”
This is not to say I would or would not go for a roll –or a few- in the hay with him. He is attractive and arrogant and just the sort of ego balloon I like to stick my pins in and pop.
Regardless, one has to prove worthiness of my wrapping these thick juicy thighs around, and that ain’t the way, Bub.
Raivenne-lations 