I tend to be very flippant verbally. I know, go figure! Still, every now and then, something flies out of my mouth where even I have to stop and admire the genius/stupidity/brazenness of the moment. I already share these on Facebook under the heading of Verbal Diarrhea Diaries (aka the shit that comes out of my mouth). I’ve decided I’ll also post some of them here to share the spontaneous insanity that is my mind with you.
So, I have a running joketationship with the cutie that works behind the counter at one of my favorite coffee shops by my job. Last week he made the mistake of saying that no one makes him blush as I do. I took that as a challenge.
Me (upon seeing him at the register): Hi Z!
Him: Hi Raivenne!
Me: Hello my love, my dove, mon Cherie amour, my little cheese danish…
The two ladies who also work with him, and are quite used to my silliness, start laughing as he grins, knowing it’s only going to get worse while he takes my order.
Him (preparing to pass my purchase to me): Is there anything else you’d like ?
Me (salaciously): You – à la Mode?
Him (laughing and shakes his head): I don’t know about the ice cream, I’m kind of a hairy guy…
Me (not missing a beat): Ooh, traction!
Him (mouth momentarily agape, full on red face, before laughing and raising his hand in high-five to me): Wow, you win.
Me (matter of fact): Of course I do.
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(: Par for the course!
But of course 😉
Can there be anything more fun than flirting?
There’s a couple of things, but yeah Flirting is pretty high up there. Thanks Elle.
Thanks for the laugh today! Not only was your content funny but the way you told it was great!
Thanks Robin. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
Got me smiling. :)x