Verbal Diarrhea Diaries: Nothing To Fear

I see a guy I know speaking with a mutual friend. Everyone knows we have a ridiculous, but fun flirtationship. I walk up to him as the friend, who did not see me – because she surely would have stayed, is walking away and stop inches in front of him, my face deadpan. He shakes his head and waits.  I say nothing, sip coffee and wait.

Guy (knowingly): Can I do something for you?

Me (still deadpan – sips coffee): No. You’re still standing.

Guy (shakes head): If I thought you were serious I’d run.

Me (arching brow): Were I serious you wouldn’t be standing.

Guy (grinning): What would I be doing?

Me (smirking): Calling your Lord’s name.

Guy (curiously): In fear, pain or pleasure?

Me (nonchalantly): If you’re calling His name?-In the fear of pain. If you’re calling Mine?-in the pleasure of fear.

Guy (blinks rapidly): uh…

** I grin, take another sip and start to walk away **

Guy (shakes his head reverently): I’ll be damned.

Me (sashaying away): You’ve met me; you already are.

2 thoughts on “Verbal Diarrhea Diaries: Nothing To Fear

  1. Love ALL of this! Your innuendo..this is something I need to remember and use myself someday! So much said (and not said) in this post and I just love it! I read it several times just to make sure I didn’t miss anything. I need to find someone to have a flirtationship with! 🙂 Thanks for sharing!

  2. Just love this. It is great when we know someone and someone knows us so well that what is unspoken is as loud and clear as what is. Thanks for the smile.

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