and absolute medomalacuphobia
so ruins my chances at venus observa
that my gynephobia has its way
the words I do not say
‘come and play’
Yes, I have issues – but none of them are listed in this write! (Big grin)
Pachynsis– An unusual thickening of the skin of muscle; in this case referring to male erection.
Sacofricosis– The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pants pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of detection.
Eurotophobia– The fear of female genitalia.
Medomalacuphobia– The fear of losing an erection.
Venus Observa– The clinical term for missionary position of copulation.
Gynephobia– The fear of women.
I remember when you first mentioned and explained these words. As I always say, if you’re going to be either ill or nuts, you might as well be ill or nuts in Greek, or occasionally Latin.
I remember when I first saw the email of this post … I saw the words in red and I was like “Huh???” This is a fun little piece … made me laugh out loud!
Who knew poetry could be so darn educational, huh? Hee-hee-hee!
Too funny! And such an excellent vocab!