just a little brutal humor for a Saturday
Why did he have to raise his hand?
His mind just must have upped and gone
I’m not the type he could command
Forget about put his hands on!
Forgot who he was married to?
Why did he have to raise his hand?
It was a stupid thing to do,
Picked the wrong girl to make a stand
And had the nerve to say demand!
To me! A cleaver yielding cook!
Why did he have to raise his hand?
For just one swipe was all it took
For there it was, hand on the floor
And finally, he understands
The only thing you knock are doors
Why did he have to raise his hand?
Ouch!