In winter people complain about the cold. The deeper in winter it gets, the more people complain. It’s a given. However, there comes a point in winter, usually around Ground Hog Day, where I find myself complaining about those complaining.
It’s winter, it’s cold – uh hello – it’s WINTER – that’s what it does – get cold – duh!
Still, by mid-March I am just as happy as everyone else at the hope of spring being mere days away. And while the First Day of Spring brought light snow, and temperatures during the first week fluctuated wildly, we finally had our hopes of warming climes substantiated when last Friday came in all nice and cozy. Friday was also April 1st, a.k.a. April Fool’s Day and the joke was certainly on us.
The temps have steadily decreased from the oh so loverly 78 degrees of Friday to the whopping 43 degrees high expected for today. I mean really now. By the time I walked in to work you could have easily convinced me that we somehow went back a month in time. The 30+ degree wind chill that greeted me this morning was just mean. Singing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” in April ain’t cool y’all. I was all set to hang up my winter coat for the next six months and this happens. Clearly Ol’ Man Winter and the March Lion have not received their official GTFO memo from Demeter. Seriously, chick – hop to it already!
Yes, the deities of mythology and I tend to have major conversations when the weather is adverse to what is expected. Those of you who follow my blog may have already read posts referencing Ol’ Winter, the March Lion and Lamb, and Persephone and Demeter. Suffice it to say all of them had a major talking to from me this morning! From what I can read from my scattered friends online these past couple of days, very few of us in the upper parts of this North American hemisphere are happy with those fickle deities and weather personifications shenanigans.
I apologize immensely for all of you who suffer from allergies, but I am so ready for the annual floral orgy. When I start hearing the masses of you discuss (ahem- whine/complain/grumble -ahem) about your struggles I will know for sure that spring has arrived truly and is hanging around to stay, because right now my Facebook says this:
And I think that says it all.
By the way I don’t have an Aunt Susy – let alone her satchel.
Let’s see how my fellow slicers are holding it up this week:
I think this is hysterical! The fb image to the whining to the orgy…it all made me laugh!
I’m laughing so hard… thank you! I agree 100%!
Love your post and the picture is perfect! We are also in the swings of spring! I really don’t need any more snow flakes until next November – please!
I am still waiting for that lamb that ushers March out. We are on a roller coaster of temps here. The joys of living in PA.
Ha. Agh. Very cute. k.
That is great! Thanks for the laugh. I love how the tone of you post changed and ended with the perfect image. Stay warm!!
I don’t just like this. I love it. Chica, either you are seriously pissed or planning on writing a comedy… Thanks for the stitches.