Hung out last night for dinner and drinks with friends. On my way home this happened:
Male Friend I ran into on train: Have you been drinking?
MF: You’re drunk?
Me: Nope. Inebriated.
MF: What’s the difference?
Me: A) I can still pronounce it easily. B) I can still spell it slowly. C) You’re attractive, but not nearly enough for me to have illicit thoughts. D) I actually thought the words “illicit thoughts”.
MF: Damn. Even inebriated you’re cold.
For the record, even when sober, I spell inebriated slowly.
Let’s see how other’s are slicing it up this Saturday: