This morning I’m standing in line at one of my usual breakfast places. That there is a long line, long by my standards as a regular, tells me someone came in with a large order that is slowing down the usually quick and efficient process of the line cooks. It happens sometimes, you deal with it or you walk away. I was contemplating between the two options when one of the line cooks spies me at the back of the line and smiles. He holds up one finger, then two fingers, his head cocked to the side in an unspoken query. I smile back, wave and then nod, holding up one finger. In this particular restaurant they have two things I like to order for breakfast. Isidori, the second line cook, is silently asking if I want my breakfast sandwich (#1) or my omelette platter (#2). Thus, I just as silently respond yes, I would like the sandwich. He smiles and indicates with his head to go ahead to the cashier.
Ah, the sweet perks of being an engaging regular! I am spoiled sometimes.
I blow a kiss to him in gratitude and go to pay for my meal. I stand adjacent to a woman who is ticking off the various items ordered to Cristina, the cashier, making sure they have everything. Now I know who had the big order. Cristina asks about the size of a coffee ordered and the woman calls out to someone on different line.
“Margie! What size you want your hazelnut coffee again?”
Now, saying she was loud, really does not do it justice. Seriously, I felt my ears pop as though I were in a rapidly moving elevator. At least six different people in my line of vision reacted to the decibel level of her voice by turning their collective heads either towards or away from her and vocalizing some form of exclamation and/or expletive, including my leaning away from her with “Well damn!”
As the nearest person to her, I received the venom of her stare.
“Please! I weren’t that loud.”
I mentally bit my lip resisting the urge to inform her folks on the other side of the International Date Line, where it is the middle of the night, are likely waking up wondering why they are thinking about hazelnut coffee. Luckily, she was spared my snark when her friend came over and settled it.
“Yeah, you were. What the hell wrong with you screaming like that?”
She glances around at various raised eyebrow/“you crazy”/WTF reactions to her. You can all, but hear the “Whatever!” going through her mind.
“Raivenne, here’s your breakfast honey.” Isidori and Cristina in their usual efficiency already have my food cooked, coffee poured and items bagged.
“Thanks Cristina, here you go.” In my usual efficiency have my credit and restaurant discount card at the ready as I walk around the two women and pay for my breakfast.
“Have a nice day,” Cristina hands me my cards and my bagged order. “See you tomorrow?”
“Thanks, maybe. Enjoy your day.” I take my items and start turning to leave.
“Wait, I was in front of her, how she go first?” Ms. Decibel wants to know. At least her voice has returned to a volume more acceptable for human conversation.
Cristina looks at her in confusion, clearly not understanding her question.
“Because she’s Raivenne…” she states as though it should be obvious.
I smirk and walk away, who am I to argue with such infallible logic?
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Good for you! I don’t care about her voice being loud. I’d be pissed because she’s ordering for so many people and holding up the line. There’s always one such pest.
Bob, if your breakfast were a part of that group purchase so you don’t have to go get your own, you would not be thinking about the folks standing around waiting. It’s part and parcel of timing when getting food during busy time periods. There’s no way to predict it. Don’t be such a meanie-poo!
And clearly, no spell check. “Arguments”. 🙂 Of course, now I’m hungry…
Hah! I keep forgetting the title header is not included when using spell check. Thanks for the heads-up. Now go get some food before they have to hire John Goodman (or Judy Tenuta?) to portray you in a Snickers commercial.
Goodman. Definitely more John than Judy.
Don’t you wish there was a volume control, maybe even a “mute” button, you could use on people? Being a regular and friendly does have its perks.
Arjeha, if people came with a mute button I would be in a world of trouble for the amount of people who would want me to shut-up ::big grin::
I love that you are so familiar in that restaurant that you just had to hold up a finger! I wish I had that kind of familiarity with a place. Also, loved the ending…. because she’s Raivenne. Duh.
It’s great now Dana, but let me tell you, those first month of training them was brutal – LOL! It was Cristina’s “what are you, stupid?” expression that nailed it.
That. Was. Awesome. You had me with the great dialogue and witty humor! I went back up and read it twice…I needed a laugh today. Thank you!
Why thank you Katy! I’m glad you enjoyed the post and that I was able to bring some needed levity to your day.