If you’ve read my About Raivenne page then you know of my proclivity to drop a salty word or two. If not let me say it in plain language, it’s my blog and every now and then I will fucking cuss if I feel like it. That being said, if you have followed this blog for a while then you also know, I really don’t curse all that much. At least not here. Everyplace else however is a different story. Suffice it to say my auto-correct, whether on my computer, my tablet or my phone gets quite the work out in changing all the french I speak, which has nothing to do with the lovely language spoken in France. (Why do we call that -cursing- speaking french anyway?) Thus when a friend posted the following on Facebook I was highly amused:
My comment and true story:
Oh my autocorrect must have become annoyed at my always correcting its tendency to offer a more feathered suggestion when I am demanding a more carnal one. I swear the one time I was actually texting duck confit, it switched it to the cuss word in revenge.
I probably should make more of an effort to curtail the fowl language – then again, duck it.
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We are officially at the halfway point! Whoo-hooo! Let’s see how others are slicing through this Tuesday and 15th day of the challenge:
Slice of Life Writing Challenge – Day 15 – Two Writing Teachers
Curtail the FOWL language? Oy!
What can I say? Duck it!
Too funny. I have learned to read over everything before posting or sending because autocorrect is so frequently incorrect.
Autocorrect drives me crazy!! It never changes words to what they should be and often leaves misspelled words in place. Ugh!
C’est rigolo. Amusant. Tres drole. MERCI!
This made me smile. I have such a bad cold right now…but reading your post made me laugh out loud. You are quite the word smith! Thanks for making my day a little (a lot ) brighter. Jackie
Let’s hear it for auto correct. The one tool that that makes writing a chore.
Funny post. Autocorrect is an interesting phenomenon. We love it for convenience sake but it does act as kind of a censor sometimes, doesn’t it? I love your honest voice. Keep writing and keep dropping a few F Bombs when you feel the need!
Keep up that beautiful french, it just sounds sexier. Well half the time it does anyway.